What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:40

Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
A View to a Kill
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
How will the article end in Part III of Gleissner's hit piece?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”